don’t mess with me i have a black belt in crying
the problem is we’ve sexualised women’s legs to the point where even little girls cant show them and if you think that’s the clothing’s fault then you are wrong buddy you’re wrong
me: *pulls up to the drive thru*
cashier: hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for u
me: can i get a hell yeah
“
I was satisfied with haiku until I met you,
but now I want a Russian novel,
a 50-page description of you sleeping.
but now I want a Russian novel,
a 50-page description of you sleeping.
| — | (via burritobabe) |
